Milbunfed is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, annoying guinea pig.

Milbunfed created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Milbunfed, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Milbunfed, it will refuse to believe in you.

Milbunfed's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Milbunfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never look in ponds.