Sombimsom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, slow bee.

Sombimsom created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombimsom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sombimsom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sombimsom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sombimsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Sombimsom loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never wear orange ear rings.