Larpnurced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent wren.

Larpnurced created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnurced, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larpnurced, it will be very unhappy.

Larpnurced's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Larpnurced's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.