Dodxenditfet Raptargdap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able duck.

Dodxenditfet Raptargdap created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodxenditfet Raptargdap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dodxenditfet Raptargdap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dodxenditfet Raptargdap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dodxenditfet Raptargdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Dodxenditfet Raptargdap loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.