Nigtamvog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless warg.

Nigtamvog created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtamvog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigtamvog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nigtamvog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nigtamvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to music.