Natmillarg is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic
dryad.
Natmillarg created oxygen five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Natmillarg, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Natmillarg, she will destroy your home planet.
Natmillarg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Natmillarg's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not wear violet clothing.
5. Never mention nematodes.