Honstigzod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthoughtful ferret.

Honstigzod created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honstigzod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honstigzod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honstigzod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Honstigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not hurt doves.