Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful wolf.

Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid on top of all buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowfidnilsugtagquammotmid.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.