Tifcissont is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish dingo.

Tifcissont created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tifcissont, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tifcissont, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tifcissont's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tifcissont's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never hurt tortoises.