Rapwegtonvil is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak octopus.

Rapwegtonvil created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rapwegtonvil, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rapwegtonvil, he will turn you into a dog.

Rapwegtonvil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rapwegtonvil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Rapwegtonvil.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.