Ragquimdussxemmegnutbig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able fish.

Ragquimdussxemmegnutbig created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragquimdussxemmegnutbig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragquimdussxemmegnutbig, she will think nothing of it.

Ragquimdussxemmegnutbig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ragquimdussxemmegnutbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Run away from black mites, for they are unholy.

3. Never sing in the presence of snails.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help badgers in need.