Kamnanmid is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless warg.

Kamnanmid created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamnanmid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamnanmid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kamnanmid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kamnanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Retreat if eight bats approach from the north.