Madzenten is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish chicken.

Madzenten created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madzenten, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Madzenten, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Madzenten's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Madzenten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Madzenten on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Madzenten.