Bissratnut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unjust warg.

Bissratnut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bissratnut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bissratnut, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bissratnut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bissratnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.