Gomlanzak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent rhinoceros.

Gomlanzak created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomlanzak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gomlanzak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gomlanzak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gomlanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. You must pray to Gomlanzak three times a day.

5. Always help swans in need.