Listpidgut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive slug.

Listpidgut created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listpidgut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listpidgut, it will destroy your home planet.

Listpidgut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Listpidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.