Gensoghot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical wasp.

Gensoghot created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gensoghot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gensoghot, she will be very unhappy.

Gensoghot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gensoghot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gensoghot.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Gensoghot must be the most important thing in your life.