Gubcibhen is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish shark.

Gubcibhen created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubcibhen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubcibhen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gubcibhen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gubcibhen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the north.

2. Gubcibhen loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubcibhen.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Put Gubcibhen first in all things.