Jipdimcen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish dog.

Jipdimcen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdimcen, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jipdimcen, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jipdimcen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jipdimcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.