Parkzigfig Ladhimfod is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent
shrew.
Parkzigfig Ladhimfod created oxygen three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parkzigfig Ladhimfod, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Parkzigfig Ladhimfod, it will be very sad.
Parkzigfig Ladhimfod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Parkzigfig Ladhimfod's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not speak about coconuts.