Bimmutbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak giraffe.

Bimmutbiss created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimmutbiss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimmutbiss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bimmutbiss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bimmutbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

5. Never mention tortoises.