Lidgum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, stupid elephant.

Lidgum created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidgum, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lidgum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lidgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear fawn shoes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.