Lidgum is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, stupid
elephant.
Lidgum created the planet Venus four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidgum, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Lidgum, it will turn you into a mouse.
Lidgum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Lidgum's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Never wear fawn shoes.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.