Capgoddid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured wyrm.

Capgoddid created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capgoddid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Capgoddid, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Capgoddid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Capgoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capgoddid.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never talk about cell theory.