Mabponmum Daghakkadflow is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic
grasshopper.
Mabponmum Daghakkadflow created silver seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabponmum Daghakkadflow, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Mabponmum Daghakkadflow, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Mabponmum Daghakkadflow's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Mabponmum Daghakkadflow's Holy Commandments1. Always treat rats with great respect.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not eat lentils.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing cyan rings.