Gambedstik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent pigeon.

Gambedstik created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gambedstik, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gambedstik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gambedstik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gambedstik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gambedstik on top of important buildings.

2. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. You must love Gambedstik.