Timsasyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered jaguar.

Timsasyarl created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timsasyarl, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Timsasyarl, he will turn you into a frog.

Timsasyarl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Timsasyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear brown trousers.

5. Put Timsasyarl first in all things.