Watnabgof is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering cobra.

Watnabgof created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watnabgof, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Watnabgof, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Watnabgof's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Watnabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Watnabgof loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Always look after injured pigs.