Hendodbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced donkey.

Hendodbaf created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hendodbaf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hendodbaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hendodbaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hendodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Run away if five snails approach from the north.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not take Hendodbaf's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.