Loophapfligmin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy snake.

Loophapfligmin created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loophapfligmin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Loophapfligmin, he will turn you into a duck.

Loophapfligmin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Loophapfligmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not take Loophapfligmin's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never look at planets.