Rullsin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful hare.

Rullsin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullsin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullsin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rullsin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rullsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never talk about nematodes.