Lamfutflab is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, slow
mouse.
Lamfutflab created dark matter two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lamfutflab, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Lamfutflab, he will cry a lot.
Lamfutflab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Lamfutflab's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Do not wear gray clothing.
3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.
4. Never talk about aardvarks.
5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.