Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain goblin.

Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill, it will send you a sign.

Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Kamsagvin Targdabgamnill.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.