Ruttdabkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent lizard.

Ruttdabkom created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdabkom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttdabkom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ruttdabkom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ruttdabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear cyan shoes.
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