Flankabsat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever goat.

Flankabsat created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flankabsat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flankabsat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Flankabsat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flankabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.