Flankabsat is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever
goat.
Flankabsat created carbon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flankabsat, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Flankabsat, she will refuse to believe in you.
Flankabsat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Flankabsat's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always help sick moths.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never play with disobedient children.