Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust centaur.

Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pomyogfitfutdagflaghab loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always wear cyan.