Cudwotgud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate hare.

Cudwotgud created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudwotgud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cudwotgud, she will turn you into a duck.

Cudwotgud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cudwotgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.