Caprawbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, calm narwhal.

Caprawbag created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Caprawbag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Caprawbag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Caprawbag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Caprawbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.