Wikartgetjig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy horse.

Wikartgetjig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikartgetjig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wikartgetjig, it will not care at all.

Wikartgetjig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wikartgetjig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Do not bounce in public.