Tailpasgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent crane.

Tailpasgess created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailpasgess, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailpasgess, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tailpasgess' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tailpasgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tailpasgess' name in vain.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Tailpasgess' priests.