Taillabbem is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing mouse.

Taillabbem created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillabbem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Taillabbem, she will think nothing of it.

Taillabbem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Taillabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Run away if six cats approach from the south.