Budsatpad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow clam.

Budsatpad created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsatpad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Budsatpad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Budsatpad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Budsatpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.