Rawsitfargub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart finch.

Rawsitfargub created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawsitfargub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rawsitfargub, it will send you a sign.

Rawsitfargub's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawsitfargub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.