Bidcab Gessgupmad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable dragon.

Bidcab Gessgupmad created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bidcab Gessgupmad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidcab Gessgupmad, he will destroy your home planet.

Bidcab Gessgupmad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bidcab Gessgupmad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.