Rutgodcar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish raccoon.

Rutgodcar created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutgodcar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutgodcar, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rutgodcar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rutgodcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Never run in the presence of shrews.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Rutgodcar must be the most important thing in your life.