Jindumlarp is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty duck.

Jindumlarp created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindumlarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jindumlarp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jindumlarp's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jindumlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jindumlarp.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not speak about onions.