Rowvanripsad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever coyote.

Rowvanripsad created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowvanripsad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowvanripsad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rowvanripsad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rowvanripsad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rowvanripsad.

5. Never sing near mice.