Mabfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet finch.

Mabfun created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabfun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabfun, it will ignore you.

Mabfun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Retreat if eight mites approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Mabfun loves badgers, so they must be respected.