Libdub is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical shrew.

Libdub created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libdub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libdub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Libdub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Libdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Libdub.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never talk about sheep.