Gutjam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered dove.

Gutjam created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Gutjam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutjam, it will not care at all.

Gutjam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gutjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.