Dobstikjapwitomtdit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited skunk.

Dobstikjapwitomtdit created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobstikjapwitomtdit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobstikjapwitomtdit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dobstikjapwitomtdit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dobstikjapwitomtdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobstikjapwitomtdit.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not chop down trees.